Helps soothe and heal windburn, insect bites and rashes
Sprays on so you can keep your gloves on
Give as a gag gift you know they'll love
Perfect size for pouches and saddlebags
"Bug bites or rash this is the best itch killer I ever used" J P, Houston TX
This is a magnificent multi-purpose spray, which is so good that it’ll have you saying “This is some freekin amazin crap” - hence the name. Only your personal experience can describe it. It’s great for a variety of skin problems so you only have to carry one bottle of this “Freekin Amazin Crap” instead of 10 bottles and/or tubes of someone else’s crap. Since space on two wheels is at a premium why would you want to stuff all that extra junk into a fanny pack? Heck, one bottle of “Freekin Amazin Crap” could even save your reputation. Throw a bottle into a pocket or saddle bag and you won’t have people talking behind your back about the Wus with the 10 bottles of crap in his fanny pack.
It’s what it does that makes it so Freekin Amazin:
Sunburn/Windburn– Spray down the affected area as often as needed, not only for cooling relief, but to help prevent all those little wet sunburn bubbles from forming. This can actually help prevent you from looking like a multicolored shedding reptile. No longer will people approach you asking if they can “peel it off”! You’ll help your skin color to start returning to normal. It’ll even help to reduce that raccoon look your sunglasses caused.
Skin Freshener - Guys don’t “freshen skin” but you biker chicks can spray it directly on the skin & cotton pad it off or spray it on the cotton pad and smooth it over your face to remove excess oils. It’ll tone and brace as well as refresh the skin. Note: You can also spray it on your guy he’ll love it … he just can’t do it to himself. He’ll look like a wus!
Insect Bites– Where do you think you should spray it? Spray it on the freekin bug bite! It’ll help it to go away & quit itching. The quicker the better. Spray as needed.
"I love to ride but between the windburn, sunburn, rock hits, bug hits and sweat, my skin takes a beating. Your “Crap” works great on everything & I love the directions, “See a Dr” LOL" Lee Anne O, Eugene OR
"Bug bites or rash this is the best itch killer I ever used." J P, Houston TX
"Never got rid of a heat rash that fast. This stuff rocks." Reilly L, Regina Canada
"You got the name right. I use it on my skin for all kinds of freekin things. Its great!" Bobby H, Cedar Rapids IA
Dandruff and Itchy Scalp – Are you getting white flakes on your black leathers? Do you look like you’ve been in a snow storm in July? Is scratching your head starting to feel almost as good as sex? Then spray your scalp and rub a little, leave on for about 5 minutes, then rinse out.
Permanents and Tints – Guys don’t “perm or tint” but you biker chicks can spray it to help relieve the discomforting scalp sting. Then spray your scalp and rub a little, leave on for about 5 minutes, then rinse out and apply toner. Dude, what’s great about a multi use product is if someone accuses you of perming or tinting you can always lower your sunglasses and in a deep voice claim this stuff is for your 125MPH windburn!
Heat and other Rashes – Especially good on BCR (Biker Crotch Rot) this occurs when a vibrated crotch/butt is baked on a hot seat for hours. Spray on itchy/irritated areas for quick relief. Best when used after using our Crack & Crevice Cleaner. Great for multiple day rides. You can crawl back on that saddle and feel as good as you did on that first day, all over again!
Note: Use of soap on sunburned areas will clean the natural oils off your skin. You’ll not only feel like your skin’s on fire but it’ll also feel like its pulling & cracking. Skin products help to lubricate and repair the damaged skin providing the relief you are seeking.
$9.95